Hellman’s - Use mayonaise jars to explain political terms, “JARgon”.

Heinken 0% - True courage, still dutch.

Calvin Klien- A men’s best threads - A man will wear his best pants till they die.

Remington - head shaver- increase life’s sensations by 10% go bald.

Tony’s chocolonely - The least popular chocolate bar for people with OCD.

Clark’s school shoes - Every ballers first boots.

Heinz - The Beatboxing condiment (squeezy bottle specific)

Andrex - Trauma Dumping - stress effects your bowels.

Sharpie - For when you know you’re right 

Indeed - Gen X are the least satisfied with their job, ‘Old enough to be what you want’.

Alpro Soya milk - The OG alternative 

Hartley’s jelly - Jiggle whatcha mumma gave ya